Racer-X: Bikes, Bikers, Biking PLUS sarcasm, beer and tom foolery.
I think you need to spend more time screwing, I mean, working on your bike fleet.
What I need is a "fleet manager" who can keep everything running smoothly, and to change parts for me on a whim... I mean, what if tomorrow I decide that I like different colored skewers?
Is that a Nard Gard?
How the hell did you machine Thor's hammer into a stem?